Every 10 Seconds a Window Washer Falls to his Death

Based on an article on the Onion of the same name exaggerating the rate at which window washers die, our game sends you, with a jetpack, to save these poor cleaners from a horrible death

Controls:
Fly around with WASD or the Arrow keys.

How to Play:
Heal ropes by flying over them, kick birds and save falling cleaners!

In Hardcore mode, the game is over at first death.
In Chaos mode, a death meter fills up with each dude splashed on the ground – don’t let it fill up completely and try to clean 100% of the building!

PRO TIPS:
– You can bounce off the edges of the screen, left, right, bottom and top. Use this technique to keep your momentum when switching directions!
– Some low-flying birds aren’t a menace, don’t waste time kicking them… unless you really just want to kick ALL THE BIRDS!
– You can heal two ropes at a time if you position yourself right in between the two!