Dora The Expl-whore-r

That dead kid on the newspaper was Diego. He’s dead, too. Merry Christmas, boys and girls.
This is utter toilet humor and I know the microphone sucks ass. so I’m well aware of dose theeeengs, in case you feel the need to write a nasty review based on those points alone.

EDIT: And oh jesus christ monkey balls, if it ain’t the front page? Thank you Tom and evrbodeh else who made this happen! I remember I used to watch the front page back when I was a little girl, holding a hairbrush, pretending it was the microphone I’d be giving my speech into, and— well, this has gone too far. FANX