Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) Reloaded

Return to the office as Stan* in this Reloaded edition of Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself), using your mouse to navigate him through new rooms, discovering new hazards to deplete his health with, watching the action unfold in new cutscenes and unlocking achievements (they’re new too) as you play.

* You can also select a new character to play as—Tiffany, in which case just replace “Stan” with “Tiffany” and her instead of his/him in the above paragraph. Thank you.

If you’re new to the game, here’s the premise: Stan (or Tiffany, as we just explained) is in hell. He lives the day-in, day-out workaday life of a cube jockey. A last-minute meeting request pushes him over the edge. As Stan, you wander the office space finding ingenious ways to hurt him until his health is completely drained. He has but five minutes—if he can’t do it by then, he’s doomed to sit through yet another boring meeting. You’re his only hope.